Welcome!

I have another website here, also rather old school: Ryan’s Web Page.

But I was encouraged to create this site while looking over the shoulder of James Sime, proprietor of the amazing Isotope Comics mere minutes from my abode. James’s Netizen site should be an inspiration to us all.

I’ll be refreshing my memory with Neocities tutorials and adding to this page soon. In the meantime, let me leave you with these important warnings…

• Do not leave your candle unattended.
• Do not dance in front of your candle.
• Do not place your candle in awkward positions.
• Do not space your candles in Imperial units.
• Do not force your candle to barbecue.
• Do not light your candle for loved ones who are away.
• Do not dress your candle in silly party hats.
• Do not make your candle greet trick-or-treaters in Mardi Gras maska.
• Do not rip off Nam June Paik poorly.